De Futebol Man U escapes with a two all draw against Burnley. Spurs win! Chelsea wins! Liverpool blows out Swansea City!

Tottenham started Boxing Day off with smash a 5-2 thrashing of Southampton.

Harry Kane led the Spurs attack with a hat trick-22nd, 39th and 67th minutes.

Tottenham has 37 points.

Man U escaped by the hair of their chinny chin, chin. Falling behind two nil to Burnley. The Clarets were looking for their first win at Old Trafford since 1962.

Not on this day as the Red Devils needed the second half daily double from Jesse Lingard in the 53rd and 91st minutes to avoid the shame of losing to Burnley.

The final score a wild and crazy two all draw.

Thee Red Devils have 43 points to stay in second place.

Chelsea shut out Brighton and Hove Albion 2-0.

The Blues have 42 points.

Bournemouth scored a late equalizer from Callum Wilson 93rd minute plus three to earn a three all draw with West Ham.

Huddersfield and Stoke City tied two all.

West Brom and Everton tied nil-nil.

Watford eked out a 2-1 win over Leicester City.

EPL Match Report on the Man U tie:” Jesse Lingard came off the bench to score twice as Manchester United fought back from two goals down to draw 2-2 with Burnley at Old Trafford.

The Clarets were on course to inflict a first home defeat for United on Boxing Day in 39 years, until Lingard equalised in stoppage time.

Ashley Barnes had opened the scoring inside three minutes from a goalmouth scramble before Steven Defour’s sublime free-kick made it 2-0 at the interval.

Lingard, a half-time substitute, pulled one back on 51 minutes when he flicked in Ashley Young’s cross.

And Lingard scored again late on as Man Utd denied seventh-placed Burnley the chance to move above Arsenal.

United stay second, 12 points behind Manchester City.”

Liverpool destroyed Swansea City 5-0. This ass whopping catapulted the Reds into fourth place 38 points.

Spurs are fifth with 37 points.

Arsenal is sixth with 34 points.

My Gunners battle Crystal Palace on Thursday. The best the guys is stay put in fifth place unless Arsenal can score ten goals to overtake fourth place Liverpool.

Spurs a plus 19.

My Gunners are a plus eleven entering the match against the Eagles.

Man Shitty battles Newcastle on Wednesday.

Shitty should win hands down.