De Futebol Man U is blown out by Spurs 2-0. Man Shitty Wins! Chelsea Losses!

Let’s talk about shock city. Man U was destroyed by Spurs 2-0 at Tottenham’s house.

Tottenham set the tone with a goal in the first eleven seconds of the match. Christian Erickson found the back of the net for the quick one-nil lead.

The Red Devils were architects of their demise when Phil Jones booted one into his own net for the two-nil lead for Spurs.

Tottenham took apart the weak Man u defense.

EPL Match Report on Spurs kick ass win over Man U:” Christian Eriksen scored after only 11 seconds as Tottenham Hotspur beat Manchester United 2-0 at Wembley Stadium.

Phil Jones also scored an own goal as Spurs won three consecutive home matches against the Red Devils for the first time in the Premier League.

Directly from the kick-off, Harry Kane and Dele Alli flicked on Jan Vertonghen’s long ball before Eriksen swept in the quickest goal of the season.

Jose Mourinho’s side nearly equalised immediately but after being put through by Alexis Sanchez, on his PL debut for United, Jesse Lingard was thwarted by Hugo Lloris.

The hosts doubled their lead on 28 minutes when Jones turned Kieran Trippier’s cross past David De Gea, who twice denied Harry Kane a 100th career PL goal.

In ending United’s eight-match unbeaten run and moving to within two points of fourth-placed Chelsea, Spurs also set a new competition attendance record of 81,978. “

https://www.premierleague.com/match/22591

This was not the only shock of the day. Bournemouth Chelsea at Stamford Bridge 3-0.

Man Shitty strolled to a 3-0 win over West Brom.

Everton defeated Leicester City 2-1.

Newcastle and Burnley tied one all.

Southampton and Brighton and Hove Albion tied one all.

Stoke City and Watford tied nil-nil.

Man Shitty increases their lead over second place Man U to fifteen points.

Shitty has 68 points.

The Red Devils have 53 points.

Liverpool is third with 50 points.

The Blues are fourth with points.

The Reds are a plus 28 while Chelsea is a plus 26.

Spurs stay in fifth place with 48 points.

Arsenal is sixth with 42 points.

12 thoughts on “De Futebol Man U is blown out by Spurs 2-0. Man Shitty Wins! Chelsea Losses!

      1. There’s no longer a level playing with regard to the various leagues’ across Europe. UEFA is doing a poor oversight job concerning the financial requirements of clubs. It remains an undeniable fact.

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