De Futebol Chelsea wins! Wolves pick up Their First Win! Man Shitty Wins!

Chelsea scored two second half goals to beat a tough Bournemouth squad 2-0. Pedro tickled the twines in the 75th minute for the one nil lead.

Eden Hazard put this puppy to bed with a strike in the 85th minute. This strike drove  a stake in the Cherries heart for the final score of 2-0.

The Blues have won their first four matches to match Liverpool’s win streak.

The Reds are top dog with a plus eight while Chelsea is a plus seven.

Fulham jumped out to a two nil lead only allow Brighton and Hove Albion to score twice to earn a two all draw.

Southampton defeated Crystal Palace 2-0.

Wolves picked up their first win of the season when Adama Traore scored in the dying embers of the match 90th minute plus three for the 1-0 win.

Everton and Huddersfield tied one all.

What looked like on paper a blowout city turned into a tussle between Man Shitty and Newcastle at Shitty’s house.

Raheem Sterling opened the scoring with a thunderous strike from long range in the eighth minute to give Shitty the one nil lead. Not to be outdone Toons DeAndre Young nailed a close-range bomb in the 30th minute to level this puppy up at one all.

Man Shitty put this puppy to bed for good in the 52nd minute. Kyle Walker low long range strike found its mark to give Shitty the 2-1 win over Newcastle.