Chelsea wins! The Blues are Top Dog. Shitty wins! Arsenal wins!

After a scoreless first half my Gunners put this puppy to bed with two goals in a minute span of the second half at Toons house St. James Park to defeat Newcastle 2-1.

EPL Match Report on the guys win;” Second-half goals from Granit Xhaka and Mesut Ozil gave Arsenal a 2-1 victory over Newcastle United at St James’ Park.

Jacob Murphy had the best chance of the first half, but his header was saved by the outstretched Peter Cech.

Xhaka opened the scoring four minutes after the restart, curling a 25-yard free-kick into the top-right corner.

Their lead was doubled nine minutes later, Ozil reacting quickest to the loose ball after Alexandre Lacazette’s shot had been blocked.

Substitute Ciaran Clark scored a consolation header one minute into stoppage time, but Arsenal held on for the three points.

The result means Newcastle are third from bottom with one point. The Gunners rise to seventh on nine. “

https://www.premierleague.com/match/38353

Chelsea jumped all over Cardiff City winning a blowout city special 4-1 at Stamford Bridge. The Blues are now in first place over Liverpool on goal difference. Both have 15 points however Chelsea is a plus ten while the Reds are a plus nine.

Man Shitty took care of business with a blowout 3-0 win over Fulham at Shitty’s house. Shitty is third with twelve points.

Bournemouth had their way Leicester City 4-2.

Crystal Palace defeated Huddersfield 1-0.