De Futebol Chelsea wins! Leicester City-Southampton tie!

Chelsea stayed alive in the hunt for the Champions League with a huge 2-1 win over Burnley.

Leicester City and Southampton tied nil-nil.

EPL Match Report:” Victor Moses was the hero as Chelsea moved to within five points of the top four with a 2-1 win at Burnley.

Antonio Conte’s team went into a deserved lead on 20 minutes. Moses burst down the right and his cross went in off Kevin Long for an own goal.

Nine minutes after Alvaro Morata had missed a great chance to double the lead, Burnley were level.

Johann Berg Gudmundsson’s 64th-minute shot to the near post was inadvertently deflected in to the other corner by Ashley Barnes.

Chelsea soon restored their lead through Moses. Emerson Palmeri’s cross found the wing-back at the far post and he fired in.

The defeat harmed Burnley’s hopes of moving sixth, above Arsenal, who are two points ahead with a match in hand. “

EPL Match Report on the Foxes and Saints draw: “Southampton stopped a run of four successive defeats, but the point from a goalless draw with Leicester City leaves them still adrift of safety.

In a match of few chances, Saints’ Shane Long was denied by Foxes goalkeeper Ben Hamer, making his first Premier League start of the season.

Ryan Bertrand drove wide from distance while Dusan Tadic also came close.

The best chance fell to Leicester’s Jamie Vardy, seeking his 18th league goal of the season, after he latched on to a long ball but his effort was well saved by Alex McCarthy.

Southampton remain 18th, four points behind Swansea City, who have played a match fewer.

De Futebol Man U wins!

After stinking the joint out in a silly one nil loss to whale dung West Brom last Sunday, Man U lumbers and sleep walks to an unimpressive 2-0 win over Bournemouth at the Cherries house.

Goals by Chris Smalling 28th minute and Romelu Lukaku 70th minute to seal the deal in this dullard of a match.

Man U stays in second place with 74 points. The Red Devils only need two more points and their place in Champions League secured.

EPL Match Report: Manchester United’s place in the top four is all but confirmed after Chris Smalling and Romelu Lukaku sealed a 2-0 win at AFC Bournemouth.

Smalling scored for the third consecutive away Premier League match when he slid in Jesse Lingard’s cross on 28 minutes.

Callum Wilson went close to a leveller for AFC Bournemouth, but he couldn’t turn in a Joshua King centre from close range, under pressure from Luke Shaw.

And United made the match safe when Romelu Lukaku slotted in from Paul Pogba’s 70th-minute cross, shortly after coming on as a substitute.

The Red Devils have moved four points clear of Liverpool in second place, and Chelsea, in fifth, are 14 points adrift with five matches left.

AFC Bournemouth remain 11th with three matches left.”

De Futebol Spurs Tie Brighton and Hove Albion one all!

Spurs had a chance to close the get within a point of Man U and tie Liverpool instead Brighton and Hove Albion pinned a one all draw on Tottenham.

Spurs stay put in fourth place with 68 points.

EPL Match Report:” Brighton & Hove Albion are eight points clear of the relegation zone after coming from behind to earn a 1-1 draw with Tottenham Hotspur.

Pascal Gross’s penalty cancelled out Harry Kane’s 26th goal of the season a year to the day that the Seagulls were promoted to the Premier League.

A quiet first half at the Amex Stadium burst into life in added time when Mat Ryan superbly saved from Son Heung-min.

Spurs were ahead three minutes after the break, however, when Son somehow kept the ball in play and teed up Kane.

But just 18 seconds after the restart Jose Izquierdo was fouled by Serge Aurier and Gross’s spot-kick had enough power to beat Hugo Lloris.

Brighton stay 13th ahead of their remaining matches against Burnley, both Manchester clubs and Liverpool.

Fourth-placed Spurs are eight points ahead of Chelsea but missed the chance to go level with Liverpool in third.”

De Futebol Stoke City and West Ham tie one all!

Stoke City and West Ham tied one all.

EPL Match Report;” Andy Carroll came off the bench to score a 90th-minute equaliser and rescue a 1-1 draw for West Ham United against Stoke City at the London Stadium.

Stoke City had looked as if they would claim a vital three points in their battle against relegation when substitute Peter Crouch pounced on Joe Hart’s spill of Xherdan Shaqiri’s shot to put his side ahead on 79 minutes.

With that goal, Crouch is now Stoke’s leading Premier League goalscorer with 44 goals.

But West Ham, who earlier had two goals ruled out for offside, piled on the pressure and Carroll volleyed into the bottom corner from Aaron Cresswell’s cross.

West Ham stay 14th, on 35 points, seven clear of the relegation zone. Stoke remain in the bottom three, five points from safety.

De Futebol Man Shitty is the Champs after Man U lost to West Ham 1-0!

Man Shitty was crowned Champions after Man U stunk the out in a 1-0 loss at Old Trafford to whale dung position side West Brom.

EPL Match Report:” ay Rodriguez secured a 1-0 victory for bottom club West Bromwich Albion at Manchester United, which has confirmed Manchester City as 2017/18 Premier League champions.

The striker latched on to a miscued attempted clearance by Nemanja Matic to fire past David De Gea in the 72nd minute at Old Trafford.

The result puts Man City 16 points clear of Man Utd with five matches remaining, meaning Pep Guardiola’s side are impossible to catch.

It was reward for an impressive first win for caretaker West Brom manager Darren Moore, who saw Jake Livermore’s effort denied by De Gea in the first half.

West Brom goalkeeper Ben Foster denied Juan Mata in the first period before brilliantly stopping Romelu Lukaku’s header as the visitors handled United’s second-half pressure.

The Baggies remain in 20th position, but move to within nine points of safety with four matches remaining. Man Utd are one point clear of Liverpool in second place.

My guys from Arsenal lost to Newcastle at Toons house 2-1.

EPL Match Report:” Matt Ritchie’s second-half goal gave Newcastle United a comeback 2-1 victory over Arsenal, their first Premier League win over the Gunners since 2010.

Arsenal took the lead on 14 minutes when Alexandre Lacazette scored from Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s cross.

But Newcastle responded well and Ayoze Perez nipped in at the near post to equalise from DeAndre Yedlin’s centre 15 minutes later.

Substitute Islam Slimani helped set up Newcastle’s winner when Arsenal could not clear their lines; his header was touched on by Perez and Ritchie was on hand to smash the ball home.

Newcastle went close to extending their lead but Kenedy’s shot was deflected onto the crossbar.

A fourth league win in a row puts Newcastle on 41 points, 13 clear of the bottom three, while Arsenal remain sixth, six points behind Chelsea.”

De Futebol Man Shitty on the brink of the Title. Liverpool wins!

It sure looked like the Blues goose was cooked. Chelsea fell behind two nil to Southampton. The Blues scored three goals in the final twenty minutes to pull off the stunning 3-2 win over Southampton at the Saints house.

Oliver Giroud nailed the daily double in the 70th and 78th minutes. Giroud’s goal in the 78th minute was the match winner.

Eden Hazzard added goal in the 75th minute.

Chelsea stays a step ahead of my guys from Arsenal. The Blues are fifth with 60 points. Arsenal is sixth with 54 points.

The Saints are in the voce vai zone eighteenth place 28 points,

My Gunners battle Newcastle later today at Toons house.

Man U has a hot date with West Brom at Old Trafford later today tambem.

Crystal Palace needed the daily double from Wilfried Zaha 5th and 24th minutes to hang on to a hard fought 3-2 win over Brighton and Hove Albion at the Eagles house.

Crystal Palace jump into sixteenth place with 34 points.

The Seagulls stay put in thirteenth place with 35 points.

Huddersfield nailed the late match winner off the foot of Tom Ince in the 90th minute plus one to shock Watford 1-0.

The Terriers escape  the danger zone in fourteenth place with 35 points.

Burnley defeated Leicester City 2-1 to earn the Clarets fifth win in a row. Burnley is in seventh place with 52 points.

The Foxes stay put in eighth place 43 points.

Swansea City needed an own goal from the Toffees in the 43rd minute to earn a one all draw with Everton.

Kyle Naughton deposited the rock into the back of his own net to blow the minds of the Everton faithful.

Swansea City dropped to seventeenth place 33 points.

Liverpool blew out Bournemouth 3-0 to stay close to second place Man U.

The Reds have 70 points.

Man Shitty needs one more win and the title is theirs. Shitty blew out Tottenham 3-1 at Spurs house.

Shitty has 87 points with only five matches left in the season.

De Futebol Arsenal on the semifinals of the Europa League

My guys from Arsenal advanced to the semifinals of Europa League with two all draw against CSK Moscow at the Russians house. My guys won on aggregate 6-3.

The Guardians Stuart James:” Arsenal being Arsenal, it was never going to be straightforward. For much of the evening Arsène Wenger’s players did their best to emulate this week’s Barcelona performance at Roma in a way that nobody at Arsenal would have wanted as CSKA Moscow threatened to overturn a three-goal deficit and inflict the sort of humiliation that the Frenchman would have struggled to survive.

Yet with CSKA two goals to the good, courtesy of close-range efforts from Fedor Chalov and Kirill Nababkin, and chasing the decisive third blow that would have seen Arsenal eliminated in the most remarkable fashion, the Premier League club found salvation in the shape of Danny Welbeck. Relief coursed through Wenger, his staff and the Arsenal players after the England forward scored 15 minutes from time to give them the breathing space that they so badly needed.

By the time Aaron Ramsey sprinted clear of the CSKA defence to add a second, deep into injury time, Arsenal were no longer on the path to self-destruction and the 300 or so travelling supporters could celebrate the prospect of a first European semi-final in nine years. To say that Arsenal made hard work of things, however, barely does it justice.

This was a desperately poor performance from an Arsenal team who seemed to be sleepwalking their way through the game for long periods. There was so little conviction and intensity about their approach – they failed to register a shot on target in the opening 45 minutes – and a sense of panic set in from the moment CSKA took the lead.

Arsenal were toothless until Welbeck scored, overrun in midfield and an accident waiting to happen at the back, where Petr Cech also endured a difficult night. The Arsenal goalkeeper was far from alone in that respect, however, and it was alarming to see a limited CSKA Moscow side cause so many problems.

Yet all that matters for Wenger and his players now is that Arsenal’s hopes of winning the Europa League remain alive – leaving the door open to qualifying for the Champions League next season – and that next month’s final in Lyon is one step closer, with the draw for the semi-finals taking place in Switzerland on Friday and Atlético Madrid the team to avoid.

Whoever Arsenal face next, they will have to play far better than they did here. “I feel that maybe we were a bit surprised by the intensity and not at the races in the first half,” Wenger said. “They scored the second and even then they have another chance to make it three.

“Then we were a bit on the ropes but we had a good response. If you look at the game we were in trouble but once we moved to a five [at the back] we looked much more stable and didn’t give so many chances away. We have players who can always score and once we scored the first it was a big blow for them and they didn’t recover from that.”

The onus had been on CSKA to take the game to Arsenal because of the 4-1 deficit from the first leg, yet that rarely looked like happening in a drab opening half hour in which the noise created by the partisan home supporters was far more impressive than anything their players produced on the pitch.

Arsenal, though, found themselves a goal behind from the first decent chance CSKA created. The damage was done on the Arsenal right, where Konstantin Kuchaev had too much space to deliver a cross that was met by the head of Nababkin, who towered above Nacho Monreal. Cech, diving low to his right, managed to keep the effort out but Chalov reacted to the loose ball quicker than Shkodran Mustafi and stabbed it home from a couple of yards.

Suddenly Arsenal had a game on their hands. Kristijan Bistrovic’s rising first-time shot from just outside the area flashed past an upright and within five minutes of the restart the home team had a second. It was a desperately poor goal to concede in so many respects and started with Ramsey giving the ball away inside his own half.

The influential Aleksandr Golovin picked up possession a couple of passes later and with no Arsenal player attempting to close him down, the midfielder accepted the invitation to shoot from 30 yards. Cech was well-positioned to make the save but the Arsenal goalkeeper made a pig’s ear of things and succeeded only in parrying the ball into the path of Nababkin, who swept home emphatically.

Golovin’s free-kick was turned around a post by Cech moments later and Arsenal were on the rack, prompting Wenger to replace Jack Wilshere, who picked up a slight ankle injury, with Calum Chambers. Though he gave them another body in defence, it was a moment of inspiration from Welbeck that provided Arsenal with respite. A lovely exchange with Mohamed Elneny was followed by a coolly taken finish from the in-form forward, who has now scored five goals in as many games. Ramsey, running on to another Elneny pass, then completed the fightback.

De Futebol Spurs Win!

The rest of the action on Saturday saw Bournemouth and Crystal Palace tied two all.

Newcastle doubled up on Leicester City 2-1. Toons has won three in a row. Newcastle jumps into tenth place with 38 points. The Foxes are eighth with 43 points.

Tottenham defeated Stoke City 2-1. Spurs are fourth 67 points.

Liverpool is third with 67 points a plus 40 while Tottenham is a plus 37.

Burnley stopped Watford 2-1. The Hornets have lost three out of their last four and fallen to twelfth with 37 points.

Burnley stays parked in seventh place with 49 points.

De Futebol Arsenal Wins! The guys are Three points behind sixth place Chelsea!

My guys from Arsenal needed a late goal from Danny Welbeck in the 81st minute to secure a hard fought 3-2 win over Southampton.

My Gunners are still parked in sixth place with 54 points. Arsenal trails fifth place Chelsea who tied one all with West Ham by three points. The Blues have 57 points.

EPL Match Report:” Danny Welbeck scored twice to give Arsenal a come-from-behind 3-2 win over Southampton at Emirates Stadium.

Southampton had taken a 17th-minute lead thanks to a deft finish from Shane Long. But Arsenal went into half-time 2-1 ahead when Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang completed a neat move and Welbeck fired in a deflected shot.

Southampton goalkeeper Alex McCarthy saved from Aubameyang, Granit Xhaka and Alex Iwobi before Charlie Austin equalised on 73 minutes from close range, 76 seconds after coming on as a substitute.

But shortly after missing a great chance, Welbeck headed in at the back post with nine minutes to go.

In stoppage time Southampton’s Jack Stephens, then Arsenal’s Mohamed Elneny, were sent off for off-the-ball incidents.

Arsenal stay in sixth while Southampton remain in the bottom three, three points from safety. “

De Futebol Man U Beats Man Shitty! Not Chumps I mean not Champs Yet! Liverpool and Everton Tied Nil-Nil!

Liverpool had a chance to keep the pressure on Man U instead the Reds drew with hated foe Everton  nil-nil at the Toffees house.

EPL Match Report:” verton missed two great chances to end a 16-match winless run against Liverpool as they drew 0-0 in the Merseyside derby at Goodison Park.

Cenk Tosun’s header narrowly missed the inside of the post and sliding team-mate Seamus Coleman, before Dominic Calvert-Lewin curled over in the final few minutes.

In the first half, Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford saved well from Dominic Solanke, partnering Danny Ings up front with Mohamed Salah injured and Roberto Firmino on the bench.

Liverpool’s Loris Karius produced a spectacular save to keep out a curling effort by Yannick Bolasie.

After the break, substitute Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain fired over before Everton’s late rally.

Everton and Liverpool remain ninth and third respectively after the draw.”

Man U stopped the Man Shitty title coronation with a resounding 3-2 win at Shitty’s house.

The Red Devils are still in second place with 71 points.

Shitty is still top dog with 84 points. All Man Shitty needs is one more with and the title is theirs.

EPL Match Report on the Man U win:” Manchester United rallied from two goals down to win a pulsating derby 3-2 and deny Manchester City the chance to claim the Premier League title against their local rivals.

City looked on course to be crowned PL champions after racing into a two-goal lead courtesy of Vincent Kompany and Ilkay Gundogan.

But Paul Pogba’s double early in the second half turned the match on its head before Chris Smalling headed in the winner.

Kompany headed in from Leroy Sane’s corner on 25 minutes, before Gundogan turned on Raheem Sterling’s pass and prodded in the second.

Pogba pulled a goal back on 53 minutes from Ander Herrera’s chested pass, and then headed in his second from United’s next attack.

Smalling nodded in Sanchez’s free-kick, a second assist for the Chilean, before David De Gea denied Sergio Aguero a late leveller with a brilliant save.

City remain 13 points clear of second-placed United with six matches remaining.”