Liverpool wins! The Reds Stay Perfect!

Liverpool scored two first half goals to take a two-nil lead over Leicester City at the Foxes house only to see comical defending to allow Leicester City cut the gap to 2-1.

The Reds hung on for a 2-1 win over the Foxes.

The EPL Match Report:” Liverpool maintained their winning start to the season with a 2-1 victory at Leicester City.

Sadio Mane opened the scoring on 10 minutes when he fired in after Andrew Robertson charged through and teed him up for his fourth goal in four matches.

Alisson Becker saved from Leicester’s Demarai Gray and James Maddison before Roberto Firmino doubled Liverpool’s lead on the stroke of half-time.

Firmino headed in James Milner’s outswinging corner for his first goal of the season.

Rachid Ghezzal marked his first PL start for Leicester with a goal on 63 minutes, tapping in after Kelechi Iheanacho dispossessed Alisson, but Liverpool held on.”

Spurs Kicked Ass and Took Names in a 3-0 blowout of Man U

Man U got the shit kicked out of them by Tottenham at Old Trafford. Spurs won in a blur 3-0 over the Red Devils.

This could be and will be a long assed season for Man U.

EPL Match Report:” Lucas Moura scored twice as Tottenham Hotspur maintained their 100 per cent start to the season with a 3-0 win at Manchester United.

After an even but goalless first half, Spurs took control with their first goals at Old Trafford since their win there in January 2014.

Harry Kane put them ahead on 50 minutes with a powerful header from Kieran Trippier’s corner.

Two minutes and 13 seconds later, it was 2-0, Christian Eriksen crossing for Lucas to score.

Despite the entrance of Alexis Sanchez, United could not get a goal back and Moura ran through their defence to make it 3-0.

Spurs go second on nine points behind Liverpool, while United are 13th.

Chelsea and Watford Win! Fulham picks up their First Win!


Fulham picked up their first win season of the season. This was a 4-2 thrashing Burnley.

The Cottagers are making their return to EPL for the first time since they were sent packing in 2014.

This is a huge way to go garoto.

Watford defeated Crystal Palace 2-1 and Chelsea won the same score over Newcastle 2-1.

Liverpool, Chelsea and Watford each have nine points. The Reds at the main man with a plus seven. Chelsea is second with a plus five and Watford is third with a plus five.

Man Shitty is fourth with seven points.

EPL Match Report on Fulham’s huge win:” Aleksandar Mitrovic scored twice as Fulham beat Burnley 4-2 for their first victory since returning to the Premier League.

A frantic first half began with Fulham taking the lead in the fourth minute, when Jean Michael Seri rifled a spectacular long-range effort beyond Joe Hart and into the top-right corner.

Jeff Hendrick equalised for Burnley six minutes later, finding the net at the second attempt after his initial effort was blocked by Denis Odoi.

Mitrovic scored twice in the space of three minutes near the end of the first half, heading in from crosses by Tom Cairney and Luciano Vietto.

Five minutes before the break, James Tarkowski scored following Ben Mee’s header.

Andre Schurrle wrapped up Fulham’s first points of the season, leaving Burnley on one point from three matches.

Liverpool Grinds out a 1-0 win over The Seagulls!

The Reds grinded out a hard fought 1-0 win over Brighton and Hove Albion at Anfield. The lone score came off the foot of Moe Salah 23rd minute.

The win lifts the guys into first place with nine points.

Man Shitty is second with seven points a plus seven.

Bournemouth is third with seven points with a plus three.

EPL Match Report:” Liverpool kept up their winning start thanks to Mohamed Salah but had to work hard to beat Brighton & Hove Albion 1-0 at Anfield.

The home side started brightly, with Roberto Firmino forcing a save from Mat Ryan and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s free-kick hitting the bar.

Salah got the only goal on 23 minutes. James Milner won possession and Salah took Firmino’s pass to curl his shot around Ryan.

Liverpool were unable to add to the goal despite 22 shots, eight of which were on target.

Brighton came close when Anthony Knockaert shot narrowly wide three minutes after the restart. Two minutes from the end, Alisson also saved from substitute Pascal Gross.

Liverpool go top with nine points, while Brighton are 12th with three.”

Arsenal Wins ! Man Shitty Tied !

Man Shitty fell behind one nil to Wolves.  Wolverhampton’s Willy Boly nailed a close-range rocket in the 57th minute.

Man Shitty found the equalizer in the 67th minute. Aymeric Laporte perfectly placed header of a sublime free kick from mate Ilkay Gundogan made it one all.

This is the first time since February 3rd Shitty hasn’t won on the road.

My guys from Arsenal fell behind one nil to West Ham. The guys came back and scored three goals to win at our house Emirates 3-1.

EPL Match Report: Arsenal came from behind to beat West Ham United 3-1 at Emirates Stadium for their first points of the season.

Marko Arnautovic had put the Hammers in front when he played a one-two with Felipe Anderson and struck from the edge of the box.

Nacho Monreal equalised for the home side when Hector Bellerin’s cross hit Alex Iwobi and fell for the Spaniard to score from close range.

West Ham’s Robert Snodgrass then sent a great chance straight at Petr Cech and, after Arnautovic went off injured, Arsenal took advantage.

Substitute Alexandre Lacazette’s cross went in off Issa Diop for an own goal on the defender’s Premier League debut.

Danny Welbeck converted Bellerin’s cross in stoppage time to confirm the win that lifts Arsenal up to 11th. West Ham are bottom after a third consecutive defeat.

Everton down to ten men took a 2-0 lead only blow it big time against Bournemouth as the Cherries came storming back to score two goals to for the two all draw.

The Toffees Richarlison was sent packing in the 41st minute.  Everton scored twice Theo Walcott scored in the 56th minute and Michael Keane tickled the twines in the 66th minute for a two-nil lead.

Bournemouth’s Adam Smith was given the heave hoe in the 61st minute. The Cherries were given a life line when Joshua King nailed the PK in the 75th minute to make it 2-1. Bournemouth Nathan Ake’s rammed it home in the 79th minute to break the Toffees hearts.

Everton and Bournemouth drew two all.

Leicester City defeated Southampton 2-1

Cardiff City and Huddersfield kissed their sister nil-nil.

Liverpool squeaked by Brighton and Hove Albion 1-0 at Anfield to jump into first place with nine points

De Futebol Liverpool wins 2-0 over Crystal Palace!

Liverpool kept pace with Man Shitty. The guys scored a 2-0 win over a game Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park.

The Reds and Shitty each have six points however Man Shitty is top dog with a plus seven while Liverpool sits second place with a plus six.

Chelsea is third with a plus four and Watford is fourth with a plus four tambem.

EPL Match Report:” Goals from James Milner and Sadio Mane gave Liverpool victory at Crystal Palace in the first Monday night match of the season.

Palace were unlucky not to take the lead when Andros Townsend’s shot from distance smashed against the crossbar.

But in the last minute of the first half Mohamed Salah was brought down by Mamadou Sakho and Milner converted his 13th successful Premier League spot-kick.

Alisson saved from both Luka Milivojevic and Wilfried Zaha and Palace’s search for an equaliser became harder when Aaron Wan-Bissaka was shown a straight red card for fouling Salah when through on goal.

The Reds took advantage of the extra man in stoppage time when Salah assisted Mane for his third goal of the season.

Second-placed Liverpool are the sixth club to win each of their first two fixtures. The Eagles stay on three points in 10th.

De Futebol Man Shitty wins. Man U Stinks in a 3-2 Loss!

Man U stunk the joint out in a 3-2 loss to Brighton and Hove Albion at the Seagulls house. The Red Devils are buried in eleventh place with three points.

Man Shitty destroyed Huddersfield 6-1.

Watford had their way with Burnley 3-1.

Shitty is top dog with six points a plus seven.

Chelsea is second with six points a plus four.

Watford is third with six points and a plus four.

EPL Match Report:” Brighton & Hove Albion scored three first-half goals to stun Manchester United 3-2 for their first win of the season.

Glenn Murray opened the scoring on 25 minutes, flicking the ball over David De Gea from Solly March’s left-wing cross.

Two minutes later, Shane Duffy converted Anthony Knockaert’s pass after United had failed to clear a corner.

Romelu Lukaku’s header halved the deficit, but Pascal Gross restored Brighton’s two-goal lead with a penalty before the break.

Paul Pogba got a goal back with a stoppage-time penalty but it was too late to prevent defeat.