De Futebol Man Shitty wins! Man U wins! Spurs win! Liverpool and Arsenal are fit to be tied!

Man Shitty destroyed Swansea City 4-0. Shitty keeps their eleven-point lead over Man U. David Silva led the Shitty attack with daily double in the 27th and 56th minutes.

Shitty has won fifteen matches in a row.

The Red Devils got by Bournemouth 1-0 at Old Trafford.

The only score of the match came in the 25th minute when Romelu Lukaku let one rip to give the guys the nail biter victory.

Man U is second with 38.

Man Shitty is running away with the it for now with 49 points.

Spurs dismantled Brighton and Hove Albion 2-0.

Tottenham is fourth with 31 points.

Arsenal and West Ham tied nil-nil.

The guys are not playing well at all.

My Gunners are stuck in seventh place with 30 points.

Liverpool didn’t dent the scoreboard in kiss your sister nil-nil draw.

The Reds are fifth place with 31 points.

Everton edged Newcastle 1-0.

Leicester City blew out Southampton 4-1. Shinji Okazaki led the way for the Foes attack with the daily double in the 32nd and 69th minutes.

Leicester City is in eighth place with 26 points.

EPL Match Report on the Red Devils slim win over Bournemouth. “ Romelu Lukaku scored the only goal as second-placed Manchester United maintained an 11-point gap to league leaders Manchester City.

Bournemouth had chances early on as Joshua King was denied by an excellent tackle by Phil Jones, and David de Gea saved a Charlie Daniels effort.

After 25 minutes, Lukaku out-jumped Nathan Ake to meet Juan Mata’s cross and head into the top corner, beyond the diving Asmir Begovic.

Substitute Marcus Rashford hit the crossbar with 17 minutes left before Ake sent a header over for Bournemouth, and the hosts sealed all three points.”

De Futebol Upset special of the Day Crystal Palace defeated Watford 2-1!

Burnley defeated Stoke City 1-0.

Ashley Barnes nailed the match winner in the 89th to secure the win.

The Clarets are for now in fourth place with 31 points.

Arsenal battles West Ham at the Hammers house later today.

My Gunners have 29 points.

Liverpool battles West Brom at Anfield today.

The Reds have 30 points.

Chelsea defeated Huddersfield 3-1.

The Blues stay in third place with 35 points.

Man U has 35 points however the Red Devils are a plus 18 while Chelsea is a plus 17.

The Red Devils have a hot date with Bournemouth at Old Trafford.

The shocker of the day is Crystal Palace defeated Watford 2-1. The Eagles scored two goals in the final five minutes to shock the Hornets.

Goals by Bakary Sako 89th minute and James McArthur 90th minute plus two sealed the deal for the Eagles.

Watford had a hug brain fart when Tom Cleverly was given the heave hoe in the 87th minute. This brazen act of genius opened the door for the Eagles to get the win.

Crystal Palace, for now, is out of the voce vai zone 17th place with 14 points.

De Futebol Man Shitty beats Man U at Old Trafford. Shitty’s lead is eleven points over the Red Devils

Arsenal needed a late goal from Olivier Giroud in the 88th minute to secure a one all draw with Southampton at the Saints house.

The guys stunk the joint out and were fortunate to get the draw.


Arsenal is stuck in fifth place with 29 points.

Spurs drop to sixth with 28 points.

EPL Match Report:” A late Olivier Giroud goal rescued a point for Arsenal at Southampton.

The home side got off to a great start on three minutes at a cold and wet St Mary’s when Dusan Tadic fed Austin for his fourth goal in three matches.

Arsenal came into the match but could not find a way past Fraser Forster, who saved well from Aaron Ramsey.

After the break, Arsenal continued to dominate but Southampton always threatened, with Oriol Romeu hitting the bar on 61 minutes and Ryan Bertrand shooting wide when through.

Arsenal looked to be heading for defeat, when Giroud, a substitute, glanced in Alexis Sanchez’s left-wing cross two minutes from time.

The points shared lift Arsenal back above Tottenham Hotspur into fifth. Southampton rise to 10th.”

Man Shitty scored a decisive 2-1 win over hated rival Man U at Old Trafford.

Shitty is top dog with 46 points.

Man U is second with 35 points.

Chelsea is third with 32 points.

Liverpool and Everton tied one all.

The Reds are fourth with 30 points.

Arsenal is fifth with 29 points.

EPL Match Report on the Shitty win:” Manchester City made Premier League history with a 2-1 derby victory over rivals Manchester United at Old Trafford.

City are the first team to win 14 consecutive matches within the same season, and have equalled the top-flight record of 14 wins in a row, set by Arsenal across two campaigns in 2002.

They went ahead on 43 minutes when a Kevin De Bruyne corner ricocheted for David Silva to score from close range.

United equalised in first-half stoppage time as Marcus Rashford capitalised on a defensive mix-up before Nicolas Otamendi’s fourth goal of the season restored City’s lead.

But to go 11 points clear at the top of the table City required a stunning late double save from Ederson, as Pep Guardiola’s side ended United’s 24-match unbeaten home run.”

De Futebol Chelsea Losses to Voce Vai zone West Ham! Spurs blowout city win over Stoke City!

The heavy weights will duke it out later today at Old Trafford Man U- Man Shitty. This will be an all-out war.

Arsenal visits Southampton and Liverpool entertains Everton at Anfield later today as well.

Saturday saw Chelsea drop a 1-0 loss to West Ham at the Hammers house.

EPL Match Report:” Marko Arnautovic scored the decisive goal as West Ham United beat London rivals Chelsea 1-0 for David Moyes’s first win as manager.

West Ham started brightly and took the lead on six minutes when Arnautovic netted his first Hammers goal after a one-two with Manuel Lanzini.

Chelsea dominated possession as they searched for an equaliser but Adrian saved from N’Golo Kante and Davide Zappacosta in the first half, while Alvaro Morata and Eden Hazard missed good chances late on.

West Ham’s first win in nine matches moves them to 18th place. Chelsea remain in third, 11 points behind leaders Manchester City, who play on Sunday.”

Tottenham wins their first match since November 5th a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace.

Spurs blow out Stoke City 5-1.

Harry Kane led the way with the daily double in the 54th and 65th minutes.

Tottenham stays in fifth place for now with 28 points.

Arsenal sits in sixth place 28 points.

My Gunners battle Southampton later today at the Saints house.

Burnley defeated Watford 1-0.

Huddersfield shut out Brighton and Hove Albion 2-0.

Swansea City defeated West Brom 1-0. Wilford Bony hit the match winner in the 81st minute to lift the Swans outta the whale dung position 19th place 12 points.

Crystal Palace and Bournemouth tied two all. The Eagles drop to the bottom feeder position 20th place 11 points.

In a wild one Leicester City sent Newcastle to their third straight home defeat a 3-2 shocker.

This the first time Rafa Benitez’s career he has lost three straight home matches.

EPL Match Report:” A late own goal by Ayoze Perez condemned Newcastle United to a 3-2 defeat by Leicester City at St James’ Park.

The hosts got off to a perfect start when Dwight Gayle’s cut-back was converted by Joselu after four minutes.

Leicester levelled in style when Riyad Mahrez unleashed a fierce drive past Karl Darlow.

The Foxes took the lead on the hour when Demarai Gray’s strike flew in off Florian Lejeune.

Newcastle equalised on 73 minutes, Gayle turning neatly to fire past Kasper Schmeichel.

But with four minutes left Perez put the ball past Darlow in an attempt to cut out Jamie Vardy’s pass for Shinji Okazaki.

Leicester’s win takes them eighth, while Newcastle’s sixth defeat in seven leaves them 16th.”

De Futebol Shitty wins to keep their eight point lead over Man U

Man Shitty struggled with West Ham before winning 2-1. The Hammer jumped out to one nil lead off a header by Angelo Ogbonna in the 44th minute.

Shitty scored two second half goals by Nicolas Otamendi 57th minute and David Silva’s match winner in the 84th minute.

Man Shitty keeps their eight point lead over Man U.

Shitty has 43 points while second place Man U has 35 points.

Bournemouth and Southampton tied one all.

Chelsea is third with 32 points.

Liverpool is fourth with 29 points.

Arsenal is fifth with 28 points.

De Futebol Chelsea wins! Liverpool wins! Spurs Draw! Man U wins a classic over hated rival Arsenal!

The Blues fell behind one to nil to Newcastle. Chelsea turned on the jets to score the next three goals to lay waste to Toons 3-1.

Eden Hazard led the way with the daily double in the 24th and 77th minutes.

The Blues have 32 points.

Newcastle has 15 points.

Liverpool blew the doors off Brighton and Hove Albion 5-1 at the Seagulls house.

The Reds put this puppy to bed with two goals in a span of one minute in the first half. Emre Can 30th minute and Roberto Firmino 31 minute gave Liverpool the quick two nil lead.  And it was downhill from there for Brighton and Hove Albion. Firmino made it 3-1 in the 48th minute.

The Seagulls cut the gap to 3-1 when Glenn Murray nailed the PK in the 51st minute. Then all the wheels fell off the wagon for Brighton and Hove Albion. Phillip Coutinho found the back of the net in 87th minute to make 4-1 Liverpool.  Add insult to injury Lewis Dunk deflected the tock into the back of the net for an own for the Seagulls for the second week in a row for a final 5-1 the Reds.

Everton blew out Huddersfield 2-0 for Sam Allardyce’s first win as the Toffees manager.

Everton has 16 points good enough for tenth place.

Watford and Tottenham tied one all.

Spurs are fading fast.

Stoke City doubled up on Swansea City 2-1.

Crystal Palace and West Brom nil-nil.

Leicester City defeated Burnley 1-0.

EPL Match Report on the Reds win:” Liverpool handed Brighton & Hove Albion their first home defeat since opening day with a 5-1 victory before a record crowd at Amex Stadium.

There were 30,364 fans present to witness a sublime away display built on Roberto Firmino’s brace.

Emre Can opened the scoring on the half-hour with a header from Philippe Coutinho’s corner.

Within 80 seconds Liverpool surged upfield and Coutinho’s cross was angled in by Roberto Firmino from six yards.

Mohamed Salah teed up Firmino on the counter-attack for the Brazilian striker to find the top corner on 48 minutes.

Glenn Murray dispatched a penalty for the hosts three minutes later, but Jurgen Klopp’s men clinched three points thanks to Coutinho’s free-kick and Lewis Dunk’s own goal.

Liverpool climb into the top four, ahead of Arsenal’s encounter with Manchester United. Brighton slip to 11th.”

Man U and Arsenal played a classic fast break soccer. The Red Devils jumped out to a quick two nil lead in the first eleven minutes. Antonio Valencia 4th minute and Jesse Lingard nailed the first of his daily double in the 11th minute.

Arsenal revved up the tempo by putting a ton of pressed on David de Gea and company.

De Gea made save after save until Arsenal’s Alexandre Lacazette poked home the rock in the 49th minute to cut the gap to 2-1. It sure looked like Man U was on the ropes until Jesse Lingard on a classic two on  one break out in the 63rd minute gave the Red Devils the 3-1 lead.

This was Arsenal’s first home loss in twelve matches.

Paul Pogba was given the heave hoe in the 74th minute.

Man U stacked the “D” held on for the hard fought 3-1 win over the Gunners.

The Red Devils stay in second place with 35 points.

Chelsea is third with 32 points.

Liverpool is fourth 29 points and Arsenal is fifth with 28 points.

EPL Match Report on the Man U classic win:” Manchester United ended Arsenal’s 12-match home winning run thanks to Jesse Lingard’s brace and David De Gea’s heroics in a thrilling 3-1 victory.

United were 2-0 up after only 11 minutes at Emirates Stadium after Arsenal defensive mistakes.

Antonio Valencia scored after a one-two with Paul Pogba on four minutes, then Anthony Martial flicked in Lingard to score.

Arsenal had been thwarted by De Gea’s brilliance, making a joint-record 14 saves, until Aaron Ramsey set up Alexandre Lacazette to fire in four minutes after the break.

Lingard made it 3-1 on a breakaway, cleverly set up by Pogba, who then got sent off after 74 minutes.

It did not stop United claiming the three points that took them to within five of leaders Manchester City, who play Huddersfield Town tomorrow. Arsenal slip to fifth.”

De Futebol Arsenal blows out Huddersfield. Shitty needed a late goal from Sterling to pull out a win over the Saints. Liverpool wins! So does Chelsea!

It started quickly for my Gunners. A strike by Alexandre Lacazette in the third minute gave the guys the quick one nil lead. It was all downhill from there for Huddersfield. Arsenal hung five big ones on the Terriers a 5-0 thrashing.

This was my Gunners twelfth straight win at our house Emirates.

This marked the first time this season the guys have won three straight matches.

Alexis Sanchez hit the daily double in a four-minute span 69th and 73rd minutes.

Oliver Giroud added a marker in the 68th minute.

The guys are in fourth place with 28 points.

Chelsea hangs  on to third place with a 1-0 win over Swansea City.

The Blues have 29 points.

Liverpool blows out Stoke City 3-0.

Salah led the Reds with the daily double in the 77th and 83rd minutes.

Everton slaughters West Ham 4-0.

Burnley got by Bournemouth 2-1.

Raheem Sterling scored in the dying embers of the match 95th minute plus six to lift Man Shitty to a 2-1 win over Southampton.

Shitty keeps their lead over Man U at eight points.

Man Shitty sits in the catbird seat with 40 points.

Man U is second with 32 points.

Chelsea is third with 29.

Arsenal is fourth 28 points

Liverpool is fifth with 26 points.

EPL Match Report on my Gunners win:” Arsenal clinched a 12th consecutive Premier League home victory with a 5-0 success against Huddersfield Town.

After three minutes Alexandre Lacazette latched on to a neat flick from Aaron Ramsey to fire in his seventh goal of the season.

Petr Cech denied Collin Quaner with fine reaction save before Arsenal struck three times in four second-half minutes.

Olivier Giroud, a half-time replacement for Lacazette, connected with Mesut Ozil’s through-ball to double the lead on 68 minutes. Moments later Ozil teed up a neat Alexis Sanchez strike.

Then Ozil was picked out by Ramsey to dink the ball into the back of the net, leaving Giroud to confirm the three points with a late close-range effort.”

De Futebol Man U wins in a six goal thriller! Spurs bit the dust!

Man U beat Watford 4-2.

The Red Devils jumped out to a three-nil lead only to have the Hornets to comeback to score twice to cut the gap to 3-2.

Man U needed a late goal in the 86th minute  from Jesse Lingard to put this puppy to bed for good.

Ashley Young led the Man U attack with the daily double in the 19th and 25th minutes.

The win gives the guys 32 points.

The upset special of day Leicester City defeated Tottenham 2-1. This really puts a dent Spurs shot at a top three finish.

Newcastle and West Brom tied two all.

Brighton and Hove Albion -Crystal Palace tied nil-nil.

The EPL Match Report on the Man U win:” Ashley Young ended an 18-month goal drought with two goals against his old club as Manchester United beat Watford 4-2 at Vicarage Road.

Young scored his opener with a low shot from Jesse Lingard’s pass before curling in a superb free-kick to double the lead.

Anthony Martial struck a third and Watford goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes made a double save to deny Romelu Lukaku and Lingard before Richarlison headed on to the bar.

Watford produced two quickfire goals by Troy Deeney, from the penalty spot, and Adboulaye Doucoure, from Andre Carillo’s pass.

But a Lingard solo effort sealed the win which puts United five points behind leaders Manchester City.”

De Futebol Shirtty wins! Arsenal wins! Everton is Blown out!

Man Shitty struggled against Huddersfield. Shitty needed a late goal to secure a hard fought 2-1 win.

Raheem Sterling nailed the match winner in the 85th minute to keep Shitty’s eight-point lead over Man U.

Man Shitty has 37 points.

The Red Devils have 29 points.

Arsenal needed a PK from Alexis Sanchez in the 90th minute plus two to leap frog my guys over Liverpool and Tottenham into fourth place with 25 points.

Spurs are fifth 24 points.

Liverpool is sixth with 23 points.

Arsenal defeated Burnley 1-0

The Gunners are one point behind third place Chelsea 26 points.

Southampton blew the doors off Everton 4-1.

EPL Match Report on my guys win over the Clarets.” Alexis Sanchez scored a last-gasp penalty as Arsenal claimed a late 1-0 victory over Burnley at Turf Moor for the second season running.

The match looked to be heading for a goalless draw until James Tarkowski was adjudged to have fouled Aaron Ramsey in the second minute of stoppage time and Sanchez slotted the spot-kick into the bottom corner.

Ramsey and Nacho Monreal missed chances for the visitors in the first half while Johann Berg Gudmundsson’s powerful shot was brilliantly pushed on to the post by visiting goalkeeper Petr Cech.

The win moves Arsenal up to fourth place, a point behind Chelsea, while Burnley remain in seventh.”

De Futebol- Man U ekes out a win at Old Trafford! Spurs tie West Brom! Chelsea and Liverpool tie!

Friday Leicester City and West Ham tied one all.

The Hammers will stay parked in the voce vai zone 18th place with ten points

Man U played like crap. The Red Devils seemed to lack speed, intensity and just missed it by that much against a tough Brighton and Hove Albion squad at Old Trafford.

Ashley Young fired a wicked shot that was deflected by the Seagulls Lewis Dunk in the 66th minute into the back of the net to save Man U’s silly ass from a loss or draw.

Man U wins 1-0 to keep their hold on second place with 29 points.

Man Shitty at Huddersfield will take place later today.

Arsenal travels to Burnley and Southampton-Everton round out today’s action.

Watford took it Newcastle 3-0.

The Hornets have 21 points to stay put in eighth place.

Tottenham and West Brom tied one all.

Swansea City and Bournemouth tied nil-nil

Crystal Palace picked up their second win of the season. This was a shocker 2-1 win over Stoke City.

The Eagles are buried in the whale dung position 20th place with eight points.

EPL Match Summary of the Man U win over Brighton and Hove Albion: “Lewis Dunk’s unfortunate own goal, deflecting in an Ashley Young shot, sealed a 1-0 win for Manchester United over Brighton & Hove Albion.

Young’s drive from the edge of the area hit the Brighton defender and looped over goalkeeper Mat Ryan for the only goal.

Ryan had kept Brighton in the match right on half-time with a double save from Romelu Lukaku and Paul Pogba.

Brighton had threatened on numerous occasions, with dangerous crosses from Anthony Knockaert and Pascal Gross and Shane Duffy heading narrowly wide.

United go five points behind leaders Manchester City, who play Huddersfield Town on Sunday.

Brighton’s first league defeat in six matches leaves them ninth.”

Liverpool scored first in the 69th minute when Salah poke home the rock to take a 1-0 lead over hated foe Chelsea at Anfield. The Blues Willian nailed a perfect lob shot that just went over the outstretched hands Reds keeper Simon Mignolet in the 85th minute to break Liverpool’s hearts.

Liverpool and Chelsea tied one all.

The Blues stay in third place with 26 points. Spurs stay put in fourth 24 points. Liverpool is fifth with 23 points.

EPL Match Report: A late goal from Willian earned Chelsea a 1-1 draw against Liverpool at Anfield.

The substitute hit a cross-cum-shot that beat Simon Mignolet with five minutes remaining to cancel out Mohamed Salah’s goal against his former club.

Salah gave a much-changed Liverpool side the lead on 65 minutes, scoring a PL-high 10th goal of the season from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s assist.

Liverpool were on course for a win that would have taken them fourth, level with their opponents, until Willian struck.

Just two minutes after coming off the bench the Brazilian scored to extend Chelsea’s unbeaten run at Anfield to six matches.”