Liverpool Grinds out a 1-0 win over The Seagulls!

The Reds grinded out a hard fought 1-0 win over Brighton and Hove Albion at Anfield. The lone score came off the foot of Moe Salah 23rd minute.

The win lifts the guys into first place with nine points.

Man Shitty is second with seven points a plus seven.

Bournemouth is third with seven points with a plus three.

EPL Match Report:” Liverpool kept up their winning start thanks to Mohamed Salah but had to work hard to beat Brighton & Hove Albion 1-0 at Anfield.

The home side started brightly, with Roberto Firmino forcing a save from Mat Ryan and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s free-kick hitting the bar.

Salah got the only goal on 23 minutes. James Milner won possession and Salah took Firmino’s pass to curl his shot around Ryan.

Liverpool were unable to add to the goal despite 22 shots, eight of which were on target.

Brighton came close when Anthony Knockaert shot narrowly wide three minutes after the restart. Two minutes from the end, Alisson also saved from substitute Pascal Gross.

Liverpool go top with nine points, while Brighton are 12th with three.”

Arsenal Wins ! Man Shitty Tied !

Man Shitty fell behind one nil to Wolves.  Wolverhampton’s Willy Boly nailed a close-range rocket in the 57th minute.

Man Shitty found the equalizer in the 67th minute. Aymeric Laporte perfectly placed header of a sublime free kick from mate Ilkay Gundogan made it one all.

This is the first time since February 3rd Shitty hasn’t won on the road.

My guys from Arsenal fell behind one nil to West Ham. The guys came back and scored three goals to win at our house Emirates 3-1.

EPL Match Report: Arsenal came from behind to beat West Ham United 3-1 at Emirates Stadium for their first points of the season.

Marko Arnautovic had put the Hammers in front when he played a one-two with Felipe Anderson and struck from the edge of the box.

Nacho Monreal equalised for the home side when Hector Bellerin’s cross hit Alex Iwobi and fell for the Spaniard to score from close range.

West Ham’s Robert Snodgrass then sent a great chance straight at Petr Cech and, after Arnautovic went off injured, Arsenal took advantage.

Substitute Alexandre Lacazette’s cross went in off Issa Diop for an own goal on the defender’s Premier League debut.

Danny Welbeck converted Bellerin’s cross in stoppage time to confirm the win that lifts Arsenal up to 11th. West Ham are bottom after a third consecutive defeat.

Everton down to ten men took a 2-0 lead only blow it big time against Bournemouth as the Cherries came storming back to score two goals to for the two all draw.

The Toffees Richarlison was sent packing in the 41st minute.  Everton scored twice Theo Walcott scored in the 56th minute and Michael Keane tickled the twines in the 66th minute for a two-nil lead.

Bournemouth’s Adam Smith was given the heave hoe in the 61st minute. The Cherries were given a life line when Joshua King nailed the PK in the 75th minute to make it 2-1. Bournemouth Nathan Ake’s rammed it home in the 79th minute to break the Toffees hearts.

Everton and Bournemouth drew two all.

Leicester City defeated Southampton 2-1

Cardiff City and Huddersfield kissed their sister nil-nil.

Liverpool squeaked by Brighton and Hove Albion 1-0 at Anfield to jump into first place with nine points

De Futebol Liverpool wins 2-0 over Crystal Palace!

Liverpool kept pace with Man Shitty. The guys scored a 2-0 win over a game Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park.

The Reds and Shitty each have six points however Man Shitty is top dog with a plus seven while Liverpool sits second place with a plus six.

Chelsea is third with a plus four and Watford is fourth with a plus four tambem.

EPL Match Report:” Goals from James Milner and Sadio Mane gave Liverpool victory at Crystal Palace in the first Monday night match of the season.

Palace were unlucky not to take the lead when Andros Townsend’s shot from distance smashed against the crossbar.

But in the last minute of the first half Mohamed Salah was brought down by Mamadou Sakho and Milner converted his 13th successful Premier League spot-kick.

Alisson saved from both Luka Milivojevic and Wilfried Zaha and Palace’s search for an equaliser became harder when Aaron Wan-Bissaka was shown a straight red card for fouling Salah when through on goal.

The Reds took advantage of the extra man in stoppage time when Salah assisted Mane for his third goal of the season.

Second-placed Liverpool are the sixth club to win each of their first two fixtures. The Eagles stay on three points in 10th.

De Futebol Man Shitty wins. Man U Stinks in a 3-2 Loss!

Man U stunk the joint out in a 3-2 loss to Brighton and Hove Albion at the Seagulls house. The Red Devils are buried in eleventh place with three points.

Man Shitty destroyed Huddersfield 6-1.

Watford had their way with Burnley 3-1.

Shitty is top dog with six points a plus seven.

Chelsea is second with six points a plus four.

Watford is third with six points and a plus four.

EPL Match Report:” Brighton & Hove Albion scored three first-half goals to stun Manchester United 3-2 for their first win of the season.

Glenn Murray opened the scoring on 25 minutes, flicking the ball over David De Gea from Solly March’s left-wing cross.

Two minutes later, Shane Duffy converted Anthony Knockaert’s pass after United had failed to clear a corner.

Romelu Lukaku’s header halved the deficit, but Pascal Gross restored Brighton’s two-goal lead with a penalty before the break.

Paul Pogba got a goal back with a stoppage-time penalty but it was too late to prevent defeat.

De Futebol Chelsea Sends Arsenal to Their Second Straight Defeat a 3-2 Loss!

Chelsea defeated Arsenal 3-2 in a wild and woolly match at Stamford Bridge.  The guys have dropped two straight matches to start the season.

EPL Match Summary:” Marcos Alonso scored the decisive goal as Chelsea held off an Arsenal comeback to win 3-2 in a thriller at Stamford Bridge.

Pedro gave Chelsea the lead after just nine minutes, converting Alonso’s cross.

Less than a minute after Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang had missed a great chance to equalise, Alvaro Morata doubled Chelsea’s lead from Cesar Azpilicueta’s ball over the top.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan, who had also missed a fine opportunity, pulled one back on 37 minutes and then crossed for Alex Iwobi to make it 2-2.

Both sides had chances after the restart to win it, but Eden Hazard, a second-half substitute, crossed from the left for Alonso to stroke in the winner with just nine minutes remaining.

De Futebol Spurs Win! Toons Wear the Choke Collar in Nil-Nil Tie Cardiff City!

Newcastle almost stole the win from a stunned Cardiff City when Kenedy was a awarded a PK in the 90th minute plus five.  Buda bing Buda boom Kenedy wore the choke collar. The Blue Birds keeper Neil Etheridge slammed the door shut to earn a nil-nil draw with Toons.

EPL Match Report:” Cardiff City goalkeeper Neil Etheridge saved a stoppage-time penalty from Newcastle United’s Kenedy as each side earned their first point of the season.

Etheridge, who also saved from the spot at AFC Bournemouth last week, blocked Kenedy’s effort after Sean Morrison’s handball.

Newcastle substitute Isaac Hayden was shown a straight red card for a 66th-minute tackle from behind on Josh Murphy.

Sol Bamba and Harry Arter came close for Cardiff, while Murphy’s brother Jacob came on for the visitors, making them only the second set of twins to play against each other in the Premier League.”

Fulham put up one hell of fight before Spurs flexed their muscles scored two goals in a three-minute span to win 3-1.

Tottenham Lucas Moura found the back of the net in the 43rd minute a one nil lead.

The Cottagers Aleksander Mitrovic leveled this puppy at one all in the 52nd minute.  Spurs Kieran Tripper 74th minute and Harry Kane’s first August goal in the 77th put this dog fight away 3-1 over Fulham.

Leicester City shut out Wolverhampton 2-0.

Everton bounced back at two all tie against Wolves to beat Southampton 2-1.  Theo Walcott 15th minute and Richarlison 31st minute propelled the Toffees to the much-needed win.

Bournemouth fell behind one to West Ham came storming back to scored two second half goals for the 2-1 win at the Hammers house.  Callum Wilson 60th minute and Steve Cook 66th minute broke the hearts of the West Man faithful.

De Futebol Man Shitty Shuts Out Arsenal 2-0!

Man Shitty showed they are the champs. Shitty throttled Arsenal 2-0 to open up defense of their crown.

EPL Match Report:” Raheem Sterling and Bernardo Silva scored in each half as Manchester City handed new Arsenal head coach Unai Emery a 2-0 defeat on his Premier League debut.

The champions took the lead on 14 minutes thanks to Sterling’s low shot from the edge of the area for his 50th Premier League goal.

Petr Cech kept Arsenal in it in the first half with a brilliant double save from Riyad Mahrez’s free-kick and Aymeric Laporte’s follow-up.

Cech also denied Sergio Aguero shortly before Silva swept home City’s second after a swift counter-attack.

Arsenal substitute Alexandre Lacazette fired their best chance narrowly wide of the post.

De Futebol Liverpool Blow Out West Ham 4-0

Liverpool blew away West Brom 4-0.  This is the start to the season the Reds were expecting.

EPL Match Report:” Sadio Mane scored twice as Liverpool started the 2018/19 Premier League with a 4-0 win over West Ham United, their 500th victory in the competition.

It was last season’s Golden Boot winner, Mohamed Salah, who opened the scoring 19 minutes in, tapping in from close range after Andrew Robertson’s pass.

Mane then slotted into an unguarded net after James Milner hooked the ball into the six-yard box in first-half stoppage time.

The Senegalese forward drilled in a third after turning on to Roberto Firmino’s pass soon after the break.

Daniel Sturridge then added a fourth late on with his very first touch after replacing Salah as a substitute, turning in from a corner.”

Burnley and Southampton tied nil-nil in the other match of the day.

De Futebol Spurs and Chelsea win!

Spurs opened up the new season with a resounding 2-1 win over Toons at St. James Park. All goals were scored in the first twenty minutes.

Tottenham’s Jan Vertonghen’s header found its mark in the eighth minute. Newcastle’s Joselu header equalized in the eleventh minute to make it one all.

Dele Alli hit the match winner a brilliant header in the 18th minute to make it 2-1.

That was all she wrote as Spurs pick up the “W”.

Chelsea’s new man Sarri is victorious. The Blues blew out an over matched Huddersfield 3-0

Goals by Kante in the 34th minute, Jorginho’s holy roller PK in 45th minute and Pedro’s into deposit the back of the net in the 80thminute sealed the deal for Chelsea. Jorginho’s holy roller PK in 45th minute and Pedro’s into deposit the back of the net in the 80thminute sealed the deal for Chelsea.

Crystal Palace shut out newly promoted Fulham 2-0.

Watford blew out Brighton Hove and Albion 2-0.

Bournemouth laid to waste Cardiff City 2-0.

The Hornets Roberto Pereyra’s daily double 35th and 54th minute spelled doom for the Bluebirds.

“Wolverhampton Wanderers came from behind twice to draw 2-2 at home to 10-man Everton.” (EPL Match Report).

De Futebol Man U wins EPL opener!

Man U opens the season a nervy 2-1 win over Leicester City at Old Trafford.

EPL Match Report:” Paul Pogba and Luke Shaw scored as Manchester United kicked off the 2018/19 Premier League season with a 2-1 victory over Leicester City.

In his first appearance since winning the 2018 FIFA World Cup with France, Pogba captained Man Utd and took three minutes to score the first PL goal of the campaign, slotting in from the penalty spot after a handball from Daniel Amartey.

David De Gea produced superb saves from James Maddison and Demarai Gray to deny Leicester an equaliser.

Shaw made it 2-0, flicking the ball past Ricardo Pereira and producing a fine finish beyond Kasper Schmeichel with seven minutes remaining.

Jamie Vardy scored from close range in stoppage-time to set up an exciting finish, but Jose Mourinho’s side held on for the victory.