De Futebol Southampton wins! West Brom you’re outta here!

Southampton defeated Swansea City 1-0. The Saints win sends West Brom packing.

EPL Match Report:” Southampton took a huge stride towards Premier League safety with a 1-0 win at relegation rivals Swansea City.

Manolo Gabbiadini scored a 72nd-minute winner to lift Saints three points above the bottom three and with a superior goal difference to 18th-placed Swansea.

The hosts made the better start at Liberty Stadium but it was not until the 47th minute that Jordan Ayew forced a diving stop from Alex McCarthy.

The best chances fell to Charlie Austin, who was denied on four separate occasions by Lukasz Fabianski before Saints struck.

Shortly after coming on for defender Jan Bednarek, substitute Gabbiadini pounced on the rebound of a fifth saved Austin shot to take Mark Hughes’s side up to 16th.

The result also means West Bromwich Albion, in 19th, are relegated.

Huddersfield Town drop to 17th but can secure their PL status if they avoid defeat at Chelsea on Wednesday night.”

De Futebol Arsenal wins in Arsene Wenger’s final home match! Chelsea stays alive for a Champions League spot with a 1-0 win over Liverpool!

Chelsea defeated Liverpool 1-0 at the Blues house. This win keeps the Blues with a shot at fourth place Tottenham as well as third place Liverpool 72 points Spurs are fourth with 71 points while Chelsea is fifth with 69 points.

Man U has assured a spot in the Champions League.

EPL Match Report on the Chelsea win:” Chelsea gave their top-four hopes a big boost with a 1-0 victory over Liverpool.

The visiting side edged the opening half-hour with Thibaut Courtois denying Sadio Mane twice.

But it was Chelsea who took the lead. Olivier Giroud headed in Victor Moses’s cross on 32 minutes.

Liverpool struggled to create chances after the break with Mohamed Salah unable to score a record 32nd goal.

The victory sent Chelsea within two points of Tottenham Hotspur and fourth place and within three of Liverpool, over whom they have a match in hand.”

Arsenal buried Burnley -5 in Arsene Wenger’s final match at Emirates.

EPL Match Report:” Arsene Wenger signed off at Emirates Stadium with a stylish win in his final home match for Arsenal as they beat Burnley 5-0.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang finished off Alexandre Lacazette’s cross on 14 minutes to open the scoring.

Arsenal doubled their lead in first-half stoppage time through a similar goal.

This time Hector Bellerin’s cross was volleyed in by Lacazette.

Sead Kolasinac made it 3-0 shortly after half-time with a fierce drive and 10 minutes later it was 4-0 thanks to Alex Iwobi’s high finish.

Arsenal’s fifth resembled their first two as Bellerin centred for Aubameyang to convert first time.

The win sealed a sixth-placed finish for Arsenal and qualification for the UEFA Europa League group stages.

Burnley remain seventh and will also be in the Europa League but from the second qualifying round. “

Man Shitty lifted the Title trophy and then went out only to fire a dud nil-nil tie with Huddersfield.

This tie may have saved the Seagulls season. Huddersfield are sitting in sixteen with 36 points only three points clear of eighteenth place Swansea City- 33 points.

De Futebol West Brom shocks Spurs with a 1-0 win! Stoke City voce vai!

There is still a lot to play for the folks at the butt end of the table.

Crystal Palace sunk Stoke City 2-1. The Potters are you’re outta here.

The Potters took the early lead in the 43rd minute when Xherdan Shaqiri  found the back of the net. The Eagles came roaring back with two second half strikes. James McArthur 68th minute and Patrick van Aanholt 86th minute sent Stoke City packing.

West Brom fighting for their very EPL lives scored a stoppage time winner when Jake Livermore tickled the twines in the 90th minute plus two to give the Baggies hope to get out of voce vai zone with a heart stopping 1-0 win over Tottenham.

The loss by Spurs gives Chelsea a chance of making to the Champions League if the Blues can defeat Liverpool on Sunday at Stamford Bridge.

Watford defeated Newcastle 2-1.

Bournemouth edged Swansea City 1-0. This Swans loss coupled with the Hammers win puts Swansea City of danger of getting the heave hoe.

Swansea City sits in seventeenth with 33 points.

West Brom is in nineteenth with 31 points.

Stoke City is in the whale dung position with 30 points.

West Ham shut out Leicester City 2-0.

Everton scored the late equalizer when Tom Davies cruel deflection off a Saints defender and rolled into the back out net in the 90th minute plus six for a one draw against Southampton.

The Saints tie with the Toffees keeps West Brom from getting the heave -hoe alive for a few more days.

De Futebol Man U Stinks!

Man U stunk the joint out in a 1-0 loss to Brighton and Hove Albion. Man U is still in second place with 77 points.

EPL Match Report:” Brighton & Hove Albion guaranteed their Premier League safety with a 1-0 victory over Manchester Unitedat Amex Stadium.

Pascal Gross scored the only goal of the match to lift the Seagulls up to 11th, on an uncatchable 40 points, with their first win in seven matches.

United had the ball in the net inside three minutes but after Marouane Fellaini’s effort was ruled out for offside, Brighton took control.

Glenn Murray and Anthony Knockaert both forced good saves from David De Gea before Gross struck in the 57th minute.

The German’s header from Jose Izquierdo’s cross was confirmed by the Goal Decision System to have crossed the line, denying De Gea at least a share of the Golden Glove.

Second-placed United could not find an equaliser as they suffered away defeats to all three promoted clubs in the same season for the first time. “

De Futebol Spurs wins!

Spurs shut out Watford 2-0. With the win Tottenham is now within one point of third place Liverpool. The Reds are third 72 points while Spurs are fourth with 71.

EPL Match Report:” Tottenham Hotspur moved to within a point of third-placed Liverpool as goals from Dele Alli and Harry Kane sealed a 2-0 win over Watford at Wembley Stadium.

Spurs took the lead after 16 minutes when Orestis Karnezis fumbled Kieran Trippier’s cross into the path of Christian Eriksen, who teed up Alli for his ninth Premier League goal of the season.

Hugo Lloris came to Spurs’ rescue three times in the first half, denying Andre Gray, Abdoulaye Doucoure and Richarlison.

But the hosts doubled their lead on 48 minutes when Trippier picked out Kane, who scored his 27th PL goal of the season.

Jan Vertonghen headed against Watford’s post and Richarlison and Moussa Sissoko both skied chances, but fourth-placed Spurs held on to close on Liverpool with a match in hand.

An eighth successive league away defeat by the north Londoners leaves Watford 13th, six points above the relegation zone.”

De Futebol Drama at Old Trafford! Marouane Fellaini’s late header wins it for Man U!

Man U needed a late goal off the head of Marouane Fellaini in the 90th minute plus one for the 2-1 win over hated rival Arsenal.

Man Shitty blew out West Ham 4-1. So what else is new?


EPL Match Report on the Red Devils win: Marouane Fellaini’s stoppage-time header gave Manchester United a 2-1 victory over Arsenal, denying Arsene Wenger a point on his final visit to Old Trafford as the Gunners manager.

United had taken the lead on 16 minutes when Paul Pogba volleyed home from close range after Alexis Sanchez had headed against the post.

But Arsenal responded well and former United midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan went close before equalising six minutes into the second half with a drive into the bottom corner.

United piled on the pressure and after Marcus Rashford’s goal was ruled out for offside, substitute Fellaini scored with the back of his head to seal victory.

Second-placed Man Utd are now five clear of Liverpool in third and are guaranteed a place in the top four while Arsenal remain in sixth, three ahead of Burnley, who have played one more match.”

De Futebol Liverpool a Goal Less draw against Stoke City! Chelsea wins!

Third place Liverpool had a chance to be level on points with second place Man U however Stoke City put up a heck of a fight at Anfield in a one all draw.

The Reds stay in third place with 72 points.

Man U has a hot date with hated rival Arsenal later today at Old Trafford.

EPL Match Report:” Mohamed Salah was denied a Premier League record as Stoke City held Liverpool to a goalless draw.

The leading scorer was a goal from setting a mark for the most in a 38-match season but was shut out at Anfield for the first time since Boxing Day.

It appeared Salah would get his 32nd goal of the season when he was sent through in the sixth minute, but his trademark chipped finish went narrowly wide.

An organised Stoke side defended well to restrict Liverpool to half-chances after the break and they almost grabbed a winner at the end through Ryan Shawcross, who poked wide.

The point lifts Stoke to 30 points, three from Swansea City in 17th, with only two matches to play.

Liverpool stay third on 72 points.”

The battle for the voce vai zone is full swing. Southampton was given a slim life line with a 2-1 win over Bournemouth. The Saints Dusan Tadic’s daily double in the 25th and 54th minutes was the difference in the match.

Southampton is in eighteenth place with 32 points.

West Brom kept their slim hopes alive of avoiding you’re outta zone with a 1-0 win over Newcastle at Toons house.

The Baggies are in the whale dung position with 28 points.

West Brom has two matches left in the season.

Crystal Palace blew out Leicester City 5-0.

Everton shutout Huddersfield 2-0.

Burnley and Brighton and Hove Albion tied nil-nil.

The Clarets are seventh place with 53 points while the Toffees are eighth with 48 points.

With two matches left for both Burnley and Everton, the Clarets need at least one more win to secure the final Europa League spot.

Chelsea defeated Swansea City 1-0. The Blues are within two points of fourth place Spurs. Chelsea has 66 points while Tottenham as 68 points.

Spurs- Watford will duke it out tomorrow at Wembley Tottenham’s home away from home.

De Futebol Everton defeats Toons!

Everton defeated Newcastle 1-0 at the Toffees house. The loss stops Toons four match winning streak.

EPL Match Report:” Theo Walcott scored the only goal as Everton moved up to eighth in the Premier League and ended Newcastle United’s four-match winning streak.

The Magpies were only a point and a place behind the Toffees before kick-off, but Walcott slammed in Everton’s goal when DeAndre Yedlin failed to deal with Yannick Bolasie’s deep cross in the 51st minute.

In a first half of few clear-cut chances, Everton defender Phil Jagielka had the best opportunity when he couldn’t find the target with his close-range volley.

Newcastle striker Ayoze Perez fired wide moments before Walcott’s opener, and Matt Ritchie curled a free-kick narrowly over, but the Toffees held on.

Everton move above Leicester to eighth position, four points and two places ahead of Newcastle.”

De Futebol Arsenal wins! Man Shitty wins!

Arsenal blew out West Ham 5-1. With the win the guys are still in the hunt for a Champions League berth.

My Gunners are in sixth place with 57 points.

Chelsea is fifth with 63 points.

Tottenham are fourth with 68 points.

Burnley kept their chances alive for a Europa League berth in a one all draw against Stoke City.

Man Shitty won in a cakewalk a 5-0 thrashing of Swansea City.

EPL Match Report on my Gunners win:” Three goals in the final 10 minutes helped Arsenal seal a 4-1 victory over West Ham United at Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal took the lead on 51 minutes when Nacho Monreal volleyed in Granit Xhaka’s corner for his fifth PL goal of the season.

Marko Arnautovic levelled in the 64th minute when he sent Manuel Lanzini’s clever pass past David Ospina with an angled strike.

Joe Hart denied Xhaka and then Danny Welbeck but Arsenal went ahead again when Aaron Ramsey’s cross drifted over Declan Rice and past the West Ham goalkeeper with eight minutes remaining.

Alexandre Lacazette made it 3-1, latching on to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s cutback. The Frenchman then struck again after fine approach play by Ramsey.

Arsenal, in sixth, move four points clear of Burnley. West Ham are 15th, six points above the relegation zone.”

De Futebol Liverpool blows a two goal lead! The Reds and West Brom tie two all!

Liverpool jumped out to a two nil only to have West Brom comeback to score two goals in the last eleven minutes to salvage a two all draw.

The tie cost Liverpool dearly instead of only a point behind second place Man U, 74 points, the Reds sit at 71 points three points outta second place with three matches left.

Man U has a match in hand.

Danny Ings started the Reds off on the right foot with a strike that found the back of the net in the fourth minute. Mohamed Sala let one rip in the 72nd minute for a two-nil lead.

The Baggies came storming back. Jake Livermore tickled the twines in the 79th minute to cut the gap to 2-1. Salomon Rondon broke Liverpool’s hearts in the 88th minute to level this puppy at two all.

EPL Match Report:” West Brom fought back from two goals down to draw 2-2 with Liverpool at the Hawthorns thanks to goals from Jake Livermore and Salomon Rondon.

Liverpool took the lead on four minutes, Danny Ings scoring his first Premier League goal since 2015 with a close-range finish.

Mohamed Salah extended Liverpool’s lead on 72 minutes, latching on to an Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain through ball to lob Ben Foster.

It’s his 31st PL goal this season, which means he now shares the record for goals in a 38-match season.

But Livermore got a goal back for West Brom on 79 minutes, scrambling the ball home following a corner, before Rondon headed home a Chris Brunt free-kick at the near post to draw the hosts level 10 minutes later.

West Brom remain bottom on 25 points, eight points from safety with three matches left, while Liverpool are third with 71 points, three behind Manchester United.”

Watford and Crystal Palace tied nil-nil.

The Hornets stay put in twelfth placed with 38 points. The Eagles are fifteenth place with 35 points. Crystal Palace are still in danger of the heave-hoe.

EPL Match Report:” Crystal Palace moved a point further away from the relegation zone as they drew 0-0 with Watford at Vicarage Road.

The home side had the better of the first half, Stefano Okaka coming closest when his header hit the crossbar four minutes in.

Eagles goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey produced a good save as Joel Ward inadvertently diverted Troy Deeney’s cross towards his own goal.

Palace grew into the game in the second half and Luka Milivojevic’s free-kick strike the crossbar just after the hour mark.


James Tomkins then hit the post before the ball was scrambled clear by Troy Deeney.

Palace move up to 15th, six points ahead of the bottom three, after a third consecutive match unbeaten. Watford are in 12th, three points better off.”